Well I thought it was worth waiting 17 years for and with a lovely little jibe at the new parenting truths. Classic line from Bart: “I want one of those dads who – you know – what’s the word? Is the same in the evening as he was in the morning? I know : consistent”.
A Roman divorced from his wife, being highly blamed by his friends, who demanded, ‘Was she not chaste? Was she not fair? Was she not fruitful? holding out his shoe asked them whether it was not new and well made. ‘Yet’ added he, ‘none of you can tell me where it pinches me.’ Plutarch