An actual family law joke
Your family court judge and your ex-mother-in-law are trapped in a burning building. You have time to save only one of them. Do you have lunch or go to a movie?
Museum of Broken Relationships
A charming &thoughtful exhibition of mementoes & stories from failed relationships can be found at the Museum of Broken Relationships in Zagreb, Croatia. The exhibition sometimes travels and has been to London once – I will keep you posted if it comes back. In the meantime you can view the…
DetailsBethlehem Social Services is on the case
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Hell is other people
Adulterers – you have been warned!
Baby Barista and the Art of War
No doubt a number of pupils were secretly rather relieved when the identity of the author of the Time’s Baby Barista blog was finally revealed in the Times to be Tim Kevan so that the finger of suspicion was no longer pointing at them. I have long been a fan of the blog describing its…
DetailsThere ought to be a word for it!
The cold clammy fearful anxiety when hearing of a friend getting back together with their boyfriend and announcing the engagement when the last time you saw them and they had just split up you let rip about how much you had always hated him because he was a stupid weasel that she was much better…
DetailsAs open minded as me ..
Tim Minchin again. The new Dudley Moore & Tom Lehrer rolled into one.
DetailsWhen You Are Old & Gray
Tom Lehrer does not look forward to growing old together
If you think s(he) is the only one for you …
Tim Minchin’s thoughts on whether he’s found the one …
One Deity at a Time
Humour, especially in the form of jokes, is rare in family law circles but I did quite like this one: What’s the difference between God & a Family Court Judge? God doesn’t think he’s a Family Court Judge!
DetailsWhy I became a Barrister: So I get to always dress in black
Well, you wonder why I always dress in black,Why you never see bright colors on my back,And why does my appearance seem to have a somber tone.Well, there’s a reason for the things that I have on. I wear the black for the poor and the beaten down,Livin’ in the hopeless, hungry side of town,I…
DetailsMr Larch
Link to a very brilliant plea in mitigation