Custody dispute
A man and his wife were in the throes of breaking up and arguing about the divorce settlement. In a fit of pique the man thew trifle at his wife. That’s how she ended up with custardy.
Parental Irresponsibility
Well I thought it was worth waiting 17 years for and with a lovely little jibe at the new parenting truths. Classic line from Bart: “I want one of those dads who – you know – what’s the word? Is the same in the evening as he was in the morning? I know : consistent”.
Videos
There are some fab comedy court sketches on Youtube! The Monty Python sketch where the jury gets the rest of the court to guess the verdict . Another Monty Python court scene Eric Idle as the apologetic mass murdererA custody battle!Not the Nine O’Clock news – the deluxe model!Enjoy!
